Terms of Service
Last updated September 30, 2026
By using DeltaWifiSucks.com (the "site"), you agree to these terms. If you don't agree, please don't use the site.
What this site is
An independent parody and consumer-commentary site about in-flight WiFi. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by, sponsored by, or connected to Delta Air Lines, Inc. "Delta" and related names and marks belong to their owners and are used here only to identify the subject of the commentary.
Jokes are jokes
Much of this site is satire. Departure boards, status messages, and "simulated" signal readings are made up for humor and aren't real measurements or claims of fact. Anything we present as real data, such as vote totals, will say so.
Using the site
- Vote honestly and at most once a day. Don't use bots, scripts, or other tricks to game the results.
- Don't attack, overload, scrape at abusive rates, or try to break into the site.
- Don't use the site for anything illegal.
We may block access or remove votes that look automated or abusive.
Your contributions
Votes are shown only as totals. When we add reports and other submissions, you'll keep ownership of what you write, but you give us permission to display it on the site. You'll also be responsible for making sure it's truthful and doesn't include anyone's personal information. We'll update these terms before those features go live.
No warranty
The site is provided "as is" and "as available," without warranties of any kind. We try to keep it running, but (fittingly) we can't promise it will always be up, fast, or error-free.
Limitation of liability
To the fullest extent the law allows, we aren't liable for any indirect, incidental, or consequential damages arising from your use of the site. That includes anything that happens because a WiFi connection did or didn't work.
Changes
We may update these terms. We'll change the date at the top, and continuing to use the site means you accept the update.